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[jmtooktheplanet]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I donated bone marrow to captainjimk in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I put gum in hesdead_jim's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I punched get_me_a_drink in the arm (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, nottherealmccoy (-5000 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4703 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, jmtooktheplanet

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[get-me-a-drink.livejournal.com]

My arm still hurts.

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to kiss it better?

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

That ain't mighty nice.

Or surprisin'. You'd get what you deserve if we were still together.

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

It could have been worse? I hear genocide was an option.

Is that so?

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

S'pose so. But I ain't ever suited a buzz cut. So no gum in my hair.

Definitely.

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I think you'd look good (http://www.humina.com/kurban/riddick/riddick3.jpg) in it.

By all means, share with the rest of the class then.

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

I'd look like a damned thug. Or older.

Ain't all that appropriate t' share, Jocey. Jus' know you'd get exactly what that thing says you deserve.

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

If you say so. I still maintain that it would look good on you.

I'd enjoy it too much for it to be a punishment.

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

Maybe if I were ten years younger.

Ain't going to doubt you there. I would do too.

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

Please, I think we both know you've aged exceptionally well.

You always had skilled hands no matter what it was they were doing.

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

*His brows knit together and, because he has little else to say, he nodded his head sharply and muttered a thanks!*

Always loved using them on you.

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

*She just smirks a little. It's still easy to get under his skin and the expression on his face is absolutely priceless.*

I miss that the most I think.

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

Plenty more I miss.

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[hesdead-jim.livejournal.com]

Wakin' up with you, smilin' with you. How you kissed, the way you always dragged me to dance an' put up with my protesting. The lil' things.

[jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com]

There's no denying that we had something special. I miss cooking together, the way Jo would rush you when you got in in the evening, joining you in the shower... You don't realize what you have till it's gone.