jmtooktheplanet: (Feminine Wiles)
jmtooktheplanet ([personal profile] jmtooktheplanet) wrote2009-12-25 11:29 am

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] captainjimk in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] hesdead_jim's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I punched [livejournal.com profile] get_me_a_drink in the arm (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] nottherealmccoy (-5000 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4703 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
jmtooktheplanet

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[identity profile] get-me-a-drink.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
My arm still hurts.

[identity profile] jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Would you like me to kiss it better?

[identity profile] hesdead-jim.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That ain't mighty nice.

Or surprisin'. You'd get what you deserve if we were still together.

[identity profile] jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It could have been worse? I hear genocide was an option.

Is that so?

[identity profile] hesdead-jim.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
S'pose so. But I ain't ever suited a buzz cut. So no gum in my hair.

Definitely.

[identity profile] jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, I think you'd look good (http://www.humina.com/kurban/riddick/riddick3.jpg) in it.

By all means, share with the rest of the class then.

[identity profile] hesdead-jim.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd look like a damned thug. Or older.

Ain't all that appropriate t' share, Jocey. Jus' know you'd get exactly what that thing says you deserve.

[identity profile] jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so. I still maintain that it would look good on you.

I'd enjoy it too much for it to be a punishment.

[identity profile] hesdead-jim.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if I were ten years younger.

Ain't going to doubt you there. I would do too.

[identity profile] jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, I think we both know you've aged exceptionally well.

You always had skilled hands no matter what it was they were doing.

[identity profile] hesdead-jim.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
*His brows knit together and, because he has little else to say, he nodded his head sharply and muttered a thanks!*

Always loved using them on you.

[identity profile] jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
*She just smirks a little. It's still easy to get under his skin and the expression on his face is absolutely priceless.*

I miss that the most I think.

[identity profile] hesdead-jim.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wakin' up with you, smilin' with you. How you kissed, the way you always dragged me to dance an' put up with my protesting. The lil' things.

[identity profile] jmtooktheplanet.livejournal.com 2009-12-26 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
There's no denying that we had something special. I miss cooking together, the way Jo would rush you when you got in in the evening, joining you in the shower... You don't realize what you have till it's gone.