jmtooktheplanet: (Feminine Wiles)
jmtooktheplanet ([personal profile] jmtooktheplanet) wrote2009-12-25 11:29 am

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I donated bone marrow to [livejournal.com profile] captainjimk in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In May I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] hesdead_jim's hair (-12 points). Last Wednesday I punched [livejournal.com profile] get_me_a_drink in the arm (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] nottherealmccoy (-5000 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4703 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
jmtooktheplanet

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